Sports are not for sissies. (satwcomic.com)
So yeah. Turkey’s National Sport. Look it up.
shipping yourself with a stranger at its finest
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
DUNKAROOS WERE MY SHIT.
and for the really talented
❅ send me a christmas question ❅
- Gingerbread: Do you like tea?
- Tinsel: What perfume/cologne do you wear?
- Ribbon: What's a book that had a strong impact on you?
- Holly: Who was the last person you sent a letter to?
- North Pole: What in your life are you most grateful for?
- Christmas Carole: Would you change your name if you could?
- Santa: What's your favorite month?
- Noell: At a movie theature, which armrest is yours?
- Rudolf: What's a band a family member introduced you to?
- Candy Cane: Can you make paper snowflakes?
- Eggnog: What was the name of your first stuffed animal?
- Mrs. Clause: Have you ever been on a boat in the ocean?
- Ice: Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed at every party?
- Hot Cocoa: What's your favorite thing about yourself?
- Reindeer: What is your spirit animal?
- Yule Log: Least favorite vegetable?
- Stocking: What color are your socks right now?
- Elf: If you had unlimited money to one shop, which shop would it be?
- Wreath: Are you allergic to anything?
- Cookies: Top three favorite bands?
- Toys: Do you want children?
- Sleigh Bells: Can you whistle?
- Snowman: Do you like accents?
girl: i fukin hate you
^reblogging again for that gif
Accurate gif is accurate
My brother and I went to comicpalooza. He was Tiny!Tony Stark and every time he saw someone with a batman outfit or shirt or a robin costume, he would go up to them and do this, also he would give them fake money and tell them to buy something nice.
BEST TONY COSPLAY IS BEST
My brother and I are shopping Black Friday, and on the way over to Target I noticed he was plugging his iPhone into my car speakers, but I didn’t say anything because he always does that when I drive.
I asked him “Ok so what’s the game plan to get to electronics?”
And just then he started BLASTING the Game of Thrones theme song,
And then he screamed at the top of his lungs, “I WILL TAKE WHAT IS MINE WITH FIRE AND BLOOD!!!”
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